Step one: Find any reason at all to get mad. IE: a brand-new and soon to be freakishly annoying baby doll that is still in its box, thus making you angry.
Step two: Be sure you are in a public setting because no one cares if you throw a tantrum on your own. IE: Dollar General
Step three: Find the highest traffic area to lay yourself down so that your mother has to give you attention or it disrupts other shoppers' experience. IE: An aisle in front of all the other aisles.
Step four: Have a mom who cares that you are angry. IE: Not a mom who takes pictures while walking away.
Step five: Lay in spread eagle there absolutely silent and wait for something to happen.
Step six: When nothing does happen and your mom starts leaving you, get up and run whining to your mom before she leaves you in the store for the trolls to eat you.
Step seven: Listen to Mommy get lectured by Daddy because she gave you the doll even after you threw a fit. Bad mommy.
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